Saturday, May 12, 2012

Old man joke

As a doctor for older people I thought I had heard it all until one day a older fella walked in and told me he has big problems. So I told him not to worry about a thing, I said let me guess, “You’re having problems peeing in the morning?” “No,” he replied. ” I do it like clock work, every morning at 9 o’clock.” “OK, so it must be you’re having trouble with the bowel movements?” I questioned. ” No,” he tells me. ” I do it every morning at 9:30 like clock work.” So I said, “alright, you stumped me.” He tells me, “the problem is I sleep till 10!!!”

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