Saturday, May 12, 2012

Broken Finger Joke

Little Jackie complained non-stop from pain. His desperate mother took him to see his doctor. “What is hurting him?” the doctor asked her. “Just help him,” she replied, “he hurts all over!” “What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific. “The women touched her son’s left knee with his index finger and her son yelled, “Ow, that hurts!”  Then she touched his right eye and again he yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too. Then she touched his nose with his finger and again he cried in pain. The doctor thought for a moment and told the poor mother her little son’s diagnosis, “he has a broken finger!”

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