I bought my wife a mood ring the other day. When she’s in a good mood, it turns green. When she’s in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on my forehead!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Funny Proposal Joke
Peter took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. When the quarterback entered the game, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year.” His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, “That’s the strangest way I ever heard of for a guy to propose to a girl. But, I accept!”
Peter took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. When the quarterback entered the game, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year.” His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, “That’s the strangest way I ever heard of for a guy to propose to a girl. But, I accept!”
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Ice Fishing Joke
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)