A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
SMART KIDS
One day two boys were walking through the woods when the boys come upon some rabbit droppings.
"Whats that?" says the first boy.
"There smart pills." says the second boy, "If you eat them you become smarter."
So the first boy picks one up and eats it. Then quickly spits it back out and yells "IT TASTE LIKE SHIT!"
"See your getting smater already." replied the second boy.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Funny Bus Joke
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the back of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
”The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a great idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the back of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
”The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a great idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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