Saturday, September 29, 2012

True Gentlemen.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

Monday, September 17, 2012

Don't think of yourself as a ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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